Country Dictionary

When someone offers to send you tits pic but you don't know their gender

I'm in Schrodinger tits situation as I do not know your gender I am both repulsed and aroused in equal measure

refers to anything or anyone that is far better than a latter description of the aforementioned

That party last night Billy's was tits wigglin' compared to John and Mark's. OR
Even though I didn't get bring my Harley to the rally it was still tits wigglin'!

The alley between ones boobs. aka Cleavage

-Dude, check out that girl over there.. Sweet view of her tit alley!

-That guy should hit the gym, hes got way too much of a tit alley going on...

Beautiful perky breasts

Hey bro see that beautiful girl over there she has amazing “string-tits)

the feeling when your boobs push together and send air up your shirt

“Damn, I got a face full of tit breeze there.”

Girls with very small or no breasts are members of the No Tit Brigade (also known as the NTB).

Did you see what Karen was wearing last night? She’s definitely a member of the No Tit Brigade.

Tits mgee is what u call ur husband or ex husband/boyfriend, that has man tits! Big that it's bra time ..lollll

use it as a term of endearment, as caller ID, everything u can use in reference to that asshole with man tits that's pissed u off!!

"Fuck , tits mgee is really pissing me off calling me so much!"
"Hey guys it's tits mgee , guy who thinks he knows everything!"