A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is when ones breath stinks that bad it smells like an anus
“You have batty breath”
Batty Sweat is when your body is sweating so much that your arse hole produces its own sweat, so when you sit down on a chair you can see the outline of your arse cheeks.
Me: Im so hot
Dave: Why don't you sit down in the shade
Me: No I have Batty Sweat
One who has became consumed with jack or the thought of jacking.
Even thought I was watching the Exoricst I had the constant desire to pull on my cock. I was jack batty for hours.
Jack batty is the Pinnacle of human evolution, this fine young man has the fattest cock and will not hesitate to destroy your birds batty, this god like creature has super powers to make any women wet their batty by just glancing at them with a intimate look, watch out for batty as he won’t hesitate but to steal your bitch.
Mam who is that man over there looking all breed-able and submissive.
Well child that’s the jack batty.
And now I’m wet.
Jack batty is the Pinnacle of human evolution, this fine young man has the fattest cock and will not hesitate to destroy your birds batty, this god like creature has super powers to make any women wet their batty by just glancing at them with a intimate look, watch out for batty as he won’t hesitate but to steal your bitch.
Mam who is that man over there looking all breed-able and submissive.
Well child that’s the jack batty.
And now I’m wet.
A turd so big/heavy that the water drenches your arse when it hits the bowl
Jesus Christ, my arse is wet from that ‘batty bomb’ I just did.
someone who munches batty all day, specifically the missos.
similar to that of an ‘arse licker’
Person 1: Harry mate you’re a batty muncher
Harry: Fuck you mate