A fork of Rural Dictionary
That part of town is dodge city I wouldn't hang out there after dark.
The act of hesitating to search for something on the internet, usually out of fear of the possible results.
I spent a decent 30 minutes on Rule 34 because I was search dodging the entire time.
The art of removing ones self from a situation by lieing out of your back teeth using the most unrealistic lies know to man.
Mark: Hey Chris you coming on a road trip with us. Its going to be epic
Chris: yer deffo mate its gonna be messy
(2hours before event)
Chris: Sorry cant come my dad has died (by text)
(week later)
Mark: wtf thats Chris's dad he aint dead. Thats a proper knotty dodge that!!!
A guy whole made the best song ever called sandy and gets hella bitches
That guys YouTube name is da big dodge he must get pussy
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It's when you are a dusty old dude 30 years or older. That drives a dodge that is barely running and rams little girls and dodge the fathers.
I love doing a dusty dodge ram on the holidays to get off.
In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!