A fork of Rural Dictionary
To yank your schmeckel while taking a doo doo
Bobby is performing a yankee doo doo in the bathroom at work because he has a staff meeting at 1pm
When it has passed the time of your normal bowel movement.
After I ate that block of 10 Year Old Cheddar cheese from the Amish dairy in Wisconsin I got overdue doo doo for the whole drive home.
To apply lipstick to your butt hole and give someone a kiss with it usually while they are passed out.
"What girl was kissing my neck last night?" None! You passed out and we doo doo smooched you!
Jar Jar binks : Disa poo poo doo doo HA FUNNY
The left over speckles in the toilet after an explosive shit. These do not flush easily and cover the inside of the bowl like freckles on a sun kissed face.
That guy just blew up the toilet and left some serious doo doo freckles behind.
The end of the toilet paper roll
When you are in the bathroom, and the person befor you left just a little paper on the roll, you use the cardboard cylinder to go "doo-tah-doo" to get the attention of someone else that you need a replacement roll of toilet paper