Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

shat your shot

A play on "Shoot your shot" when asking someone out, to "shat your shot" means you asked the person out, but you botched it with the result that you were rejected.

You "shat your shot" when you botch a proposal to ask someone on a date. For example, saying the wrong name.

:::Asking out Becky:::
"Hi! I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies, Cindy."
You just shat your shot.

by The Languager October 28, 2023

Unbelievable Shat

A really gross shat.

That WAS AN Unbelievable Shat YOU DID ON MY TOILET!

by SHEESHTHATBOOTYTICC April 01, 2021

shat factory

noun: a dirty or disgusting public restroom in which one would avoid ANY skin to surface contact.

As Jenny walked to the public restroom she thought, "I'd better not touch anything in this dirty shat factory."

by beanzbender069 August 21, 2009

Shatting

Shatting is the term used, when two or more people share something that is pure and utter “shit” and can also be associated with the idea of “chatting shit.”

Shatting is commonly used by “begs” and people with “no life

“Vanessa, i heard Stacy said your batty looks small” screamed Dave, “Stop shatting Charlie, your mums a hoe”

by Mr pilgrim October 29, 2019

shatted on

Another word for shitted on but the term used for shatted

I just shatted on you you suc balls

by Aleexander October 28, 2020

snap-shat

a one handed quick photo taken with a cell phone while taking a shit. The front of the phone is usually turned upside down and pressed between your legs slightly tilting back and up then taken at the exact moment the turd completely crowns giving the effect of different types of bloomig orchids from pink to purple and brown to a somtimes crimson. Then shared

I sent Jasmine a snap-shat while dropped one in the bathroom by the main gate at the Atlanta airport.

She shat me back from Milwaukee.

by Jimmy Smole January 13, 2022

i shat

supposed to be i shat but not a word until now

i shat

by midgen;-; July 24, 2023