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A guy who often takes the normal level of edginess, and purposely pushes it back to an even further level in order to be funny. He often tries to make his appearance very intimidating and aggressive, but everyone knows that they are still better than him, which leads to him get roasted often and being the butt of a lot of jokes. Also, he tries to pull a lot of girls, using his dick as a method to try and finesse, except this always leads to rejection, and him moving on to the next girl, continuing the cycle.
Friend: Bro, Halloween was lit last night! Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl. Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright Me: Agreed
Bad ass motherfucker, who gets that pussy soooooo wet
Girl: Tanner Mace made me so wet
Tanner Callaghan is a semi famous Car tiktok content creator. He posts funny/Relatable videos on the app. He currently has over 20 Million views along with 53k followers and over 1 Million likes
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This saying is used by college students who are wanting to get belligerently drunk to the point of incoherency. In ordered to be tannered, one must be drink to the point they are barely responsive, not able to walk, and have to be carried home.
"Wanna go to that party on East Campus?" "Only if everyone is getting Tannered tonight."
Decision making that seems questionable and can appear as deceitful deliberate due to circumstance and lack of communication and tri-angulating assumptions, but instead we’re actually passively orchestrated for financial gain and the dopamine from feeling in control of another because a lack of control ; addiction is present.
, but then you later find out that there was no tannerism and chris is just addicted to gambeling which is why I reached out to you in the first place & due to a sense of betrayal has now lied his way out of owing money on a verbal contract , which would be one of many in a row owed to several people that cared about him; and had calculated every expense to the nearest dollar until he graciously offered 1000 “for interest” then paying back 200$ in crypto then makes obvious attempts to incite me the lender, over text , and intentionally take things out of context to provide probable cause to no longer feel entitled to pay back said loan but in reality was just out of frustration of rapidly deteriorating money due to etherium dropping from 4800$ to 2200$ and losing 1000s per minute gambling.