A fork of Rural Dictionary
The process of putting every bodily fluid imaginable (ex. Blood, pee, liquid poop, etc.) into a traffic cone and putting it on your head to wear as a hat.
That girl just made me do a russian traffic cone for a video.
When you try to think of an excuse
Why am I late? uhhh, uhhhh, my kidnapper ate my traffic
Traffic management is a job suitable for anyone and everyone that is a nonce, you literally spend your days pissing every possible road user off whilst sitting in a van noshing your colleague off and sitting on cones all the way to the base!
1 “hey did you see those guys noncing each other off in the van?” 2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management”
Nickname given by character mitsuba sousuke to kou minamoto from franchise toilet bound hanako kun or tbhk
Hella lame traffic safety earring?? More like hella lame crybaby earring 💀
Getting stuck in traffic. See also: traffic jam Traffic Alt. Spelling: Traffic-Jammed
Person: Sorry I'm late, I got traffic jammed on the way to work. Coworker: It happens.
British slang for traffic wardens who prey on innocent citizens especially when they only parked up for a few minutes. This often has a wider effect on society than people may realise.
Citizen: I only pulled up for a minute to drop a bag off at the charity shop and a swarm of traffic vultures came to my car. Now I'm going to have to pay £100 to line Croydon Council's pockets!
traffic management without the presence of traffic cops on the roads. Under such a system, drivers and pedestrians strictly obey the traffic rules, e.g. by following the traffic light system, as if there were traffic cops managing traffic.
Traffic self-management is like a hard nut to crack when it comes to implementing it.