A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slang term for psilocybin mushrooms AKA magic mushrooms.
Person 1: “Hey do you want to do zooms tonight?”
Person 2: “What are ‘zooms’?”
Person 1: “Magic mushrooms!”
Zoom could be when you "zoom in the screen" which means you get a image closer or more but Zoom is also an meeting app wich destroyed many student's and teacher's lives.
X:Hi, wanna come to the park later?
Y:Sorry, I can't, I have a Zoom meeting later and I need to get ready
X:How are Zoom classes?
Teacher:I hate them,the students can't understand that much.
The video chat service that no one knew about until the covid-19 pandemic, when it suddenly exploded in popularity out of nowhere
Before corona:
"Wanna call each other on zoom?"
"boi wtf is zoom"
After corona:
"Wanna call each other on zoom?'
"hell yeah brotha"
A glitchy, pervy, whacked-up way for people to connect in the midst of your average global pandemic.
Guy 1: yo i was zooming with the dudes the other day
Gal 1: okayyyy
Guy 2: zoom is so pervy
Gal 2: okay
Where school is today, the future app which online classes are, and edit your background to a lavish mansion to show off to your friends. School is inevitable.
Jessica: What are you doing?
Michelle: Going on zoom
Jessica: Why
Michelle: We have a maths class right now your late