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The funny waluigi and wario phrase. except absolute wah means very based WAA AWA AWA WAA WA AWA WANYA (waddle dee reference)

person: look!!! see that goomba person 2: yesh. what about it??? (yesh intentional) person: it is an absolute wah

A man who owns a server who normaly makes his staff suffer with jobs that are way too hard please save them

"this isak, the absolute chair man man i like" "yea me too"

An act of unfairness and unpredictability

That’s absolute ballshit! FGR should have won again. Instead FGR decided to hit the woodwork, miss 1 on 1’s and lose

To an extreme degree

"It is hot as absolute balls out here. I'm sweating like a pig."

a chubby, spotty girl with a massive nose and forehead

she is an absolute fuckin unit

Orlaith is a punter

Orlaith you are an absolute punter