A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are awoken from sleep with balls slapping against your vagina.
It's time to wake up baby, I'm giving you a balls alarm. Girl, my boyfriend gave me a balls alarm this morning.
If you heard the smoke alarm battery change sound every 10-20 minutes, you might be a smoke alarm american
“I was at my friend Jamal’s house, he’s a Smoke Alarm American and it was annoying to sleep”
A loaded gun that’s close by when someone breaks in to your place.
We never had a need for a brinks security system. Daddy kept the “loaded burglar alarm” under his bed.
Walking into someone's room while they're sleeping with a frying pan in one hand and a wooden spoon in the other hand and proceeding to bang them together whilst inside the room.
#1: Hey bro you look tired. #2: Yeah. My sister gave me a military alarm clock this morning.
The turbin wearing guy that blows himself up in the morning
Wow my new Arabic alarm clock is great! Too bad it's a one-use only item
Definition of an alarm-playa is someone who has a semi busy day planned, so sets their alarm earlier than normal. When it comes to tha alarm in the morning they press the snooze button several times, playing wit the structure of the day.
arrh man my hole days cocked up now, new i should never of been no alarm-playa
When your schools fly a finnish flag from the flag poles with a finnish swastika flag on it to warn of immediate school shootings.
The international stranger alarm will keep the laws intact first scream abelijck