Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Cremate your future kids

yes

Cremate your future kids

by Sucking Dick since I was 2 yea November 26, 2021

Fear Of Missing Out Potential Future Events

Fear Of Missing Out Potential Future Events also known as "FOMOPFE" is a mental state or emotional of strain.
When a Person have Fear Of Missing Out Potential Future Events this Person can't go to small events or enjoy time because they have the Fear of Missing Out larger events which could potentially happen.
Even though John is really exited to go to the Party he can't go to it because he got the fear of Missing other potentially happening event in the News/Media or if he goes to the Party he can't enjoy it because he keeps checking his Phone for News if something is happening he could miss.

> I can't go to the Party i have Fear Of Missing Out Potential Future Events

by sk1d.eu January 06, 2025

Future stalking

Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment

Future stalking-Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment

Lajuana, Rosie, and others were analyzing his sisters and other information so that he could (not that he wants to) know his day to day activities including traffic stop, interview invites, etc.

by Miktionary February 14, 2022

Future farmer

Wants to be a farmer

Listens to hillbilly music

Has a accent

Wears flannel everyday

Favourite Color is camouflage

Bootcut jeans

Western fashion

A’s and B’s student

Loves cows

iced coffee and sunrise✨
Morgan wallen is the best

Future farmer is life!

by Farmer funny November 09, 2021

big thigh maryooms future cat

would probably be called mocha and not born, maybe from the streets like rambo

big thigh maryooms future cat isnt latte so its not the best bs its good enough

by JassimF August 09, 2021

future pad

I place where you will live in the future.

I can't wait to get out of this crappy hotel room and into my future pad.

by A & A July 27, 2022

future xwife

When you go out with your buddy's drinking scamming on the women looking for your xwife to be that you haven't even met yet

You walk into a drinkng establisment announce out loud ANYBODY SEEN MY FUTURE XWIFE!

by The first mongo December 30, 2016