Country Dictionary

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Platonic Handjob

A platonic friendship that goes dirty for a quick second of pleasure where a handjob is issued out to the lucky receiver.

Male equivalent of platonic fingering

Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob

So what happened last night?

Nothing much, just a platonic handjob.

by Whattareyoudoing March 19, 2018

yuri handjobs

Yuri is a genre of Japanese pornography involving two women, handjobs are a sexual act where one stimulates anothers penis using their hands. Therefore, when two women give each other a handjob, it is a yuri handjob. This is primarily done between trans women because they have dicks and are women.

Jupiter: Hey can you give me some yuri handjobs
Kaname: Fuck yes

by Not AvilionAMillion May 13, 2023

wombo combo handjob

When she say she virgin but she give you the wombo combo handjob

Damn, she gave me the wombo combo handjob

by Kappington November 01, 2018

Michigan Handjob

When someone gives you a handjob with mittens on.

It was so fkn cold outside, Suzy had to give him a Michigan handjob so she could stay warm.

by Mommymilker1000 May 03, 2022

Feral Handjob

The use of mud , sand or dirt as lube as a woman jerks your off onto her stomach.

Natalie gave me a feral handjob and I blew my load all the way onto her face

Natalie gave me a feral handjob and I blew my load all the way onto her face.

by BellsBeach50 May 02, 2019

panty handjob

an action in which a woman will simulate her panties on a male's penis usually resulting in ejactulation on the panties

friend 1 - my girlfriend gave me an unforgettable panty handjob last night.
friend 2 I should see if my girlfriend would do it to me.

by Frosted1 February 13, 2025

Bronx Handjob

Punching someone in the dick, quickly and repeatedly

Lucas introducing metachlorians to explain The Force pissed us off so much we held him down and gave him a Bronx Handjob

by UnexpectedBacon November 10, 2024