A fork of Rural Dictionary
When come is stuck to an asshole for a day or two. The residue is know as "hoop cheese"
i went to lick his asshole and found a crusty layer of hoop cheese around his breach, then i knew he was unfaithful!
Kansas Kansas is the hoop state and has the best hoopers
Gradey Dick is from the hoop state
Skin Hoop, someones cut off foreskin
The Doctor made a Skin Hoop after clipping my dick skin
Someone you find incredibly attractive/ Someone you would vigorously ride.
See that guy over there? Hula hoop tricks on it.
When about to engage in anal sex - preferably in the standing or kneeling position, one person rubs his feet on the carpet to gather some static electricity. When the physical contact is made onto the anus, there will be the initial shock of penetration AND an electrical shock from the static electricity.
Anita: I'm gonna do anal tonight with my boyfriend Jennifer: Make sure you're not on the carpet when you do it or else you'll get static hoop.