A fork of Rural Dictionary
Menstration blood, found on surfaces other than underwear.
I took Sylvia home last night, and she left me a nice patch of cajun ketchup on my bed.
when you have a very fashionable outfit and then put on something that is very clashing.
or
When someone is wearing something similar to your outfit but they make it look terrible.
That sweater is Ketchup on fashion.
or
Fucking Vanessa is ketchup on your fashion.
An annoying person that has no sense of humor and that everyone can agree is the worst person and doesn’t even know it
Person 1: stop acting like a flaming ketchup right now
Person 2: what do you mean?
The term elevator ketchup is used to describe a girl on her period going through ups and downs. Most woman have had elevator ketchup in their lives even if they have not realized it.
"She had a whacky elevator ketchup on her period last week dude."
The moment when your fries arrive without ketchup, but you’re too introvert to request it from the waiter.
I wanted to ask for extra ketchup, but I got ketchup shy and just ate my fries plain.
When you have sex with someone and the next day they start their period
I would, but last night you smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle
Smacking your ass just as you cum to get all of it out.
I was banging this girl and performed a Denny's Ketchup.