Country Dictionary

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Headshot Hippo

This term applies to girls that post only headshots or have primarily photos of them above the shoulders. This is because they are overweight and are trying to hide it from potential matches.

I met up with Becky from Hinge last week, turns out she was a real Headshot Hippo

by Babiyodah September 18, 2023

Hippo cock

A hippo with a cock the size of the moon

Wow look at that hippo cock

by Big daddy toe 69 January 05, 2019

hippo cock

A guy with a extremely large fat thick girthy cock

wow that guy has a Hippo cock

by erggdfgdfg June 02, 2017