Country Dictionary

Concave tits with a nipple akin to a candle wick.

Them candle tits are so hot, imma light them.

A dumb hoe

Ugh that dumb ass tit slept with him

Where you have two distinct moles that look like nipples on your ass cheeks to make them resemble breasts.

"Hey, have you seen Kevin's ass tits? Those things are massive!"

When a person is confused about whether they are seeing boob cleavage or butt crack, the safe guess is a combination of both.

Bitch got some nice ass tits!

A Reddit enlightenment that celebrates boobs of all shapes and sizes.

I have no problem writing “nifty tits” on my boobs and posting them to r/NiftyTits so that I can feel empowered and uplifted!

An expression applicable to a wide variety of situations in place of any more vulgar or appropriate sayings. ( primarily as a noun )
Can also be used as an exclamation totally irrelevant to the following sentence.

Man, it's nipppin out! I'm colder than virgin's tits!!

My boss is being a tyrant; he's been making work harder than a virgin's tit lately!!

VIRGIN'S TITS I need to get laid!!

The 29th of each month

Him: Yo u gonna send tits it’s National send tits to a name that starts with B day

Her: ok sure *sends tits*