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Cali fog

The description of smoke from the constant forest fires in the state of California.

*rolls down car window*,” Oh jeez! That Cali fog is thick today, same ol’ canpfire smell.”

by BigamusGregamus July 01, 2024

Cali Fog

The description of the smoke from constant forest fires in the state of California.

*rolls car window down*, “Oh jeez! The Cali fog is thick out here today, same old campfire smell.”

by BigamusGregamus July 01, 2024

sexual fog

Being horny/turned on to where it clouds your judgment

Well I wanted to have sex, but then my mom called, and that kinda ruined my sexual fog… so not anymore..”

by HiLoBuffalo March 24, 2023

The fog is coming.

October 14 2027.

Person 1: hey dude hows it goin
Person 2: The fog is coming.
Person 1: what..?

by eridanlover44 December 01, 2023

The Fog Is Coming

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