A fork of Rural Dictionary
when your girl been cheating, but you’ll still eat that bitch out
Kyle: You know Jessica sucked me off right?
Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.
To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!
They had a Washington Herpes Bowl at grandpa's funeral yesterday. Reminded me of him.
used to tell someone that some one else DEFINATELY has some sort of STD
Dan has had sex with so many chicks I think he has gona-sphi-herpe-aid
When sunburn in the facial region irritates your upper lip to a visible degree
"I had a great time at the pool yesterday. Too bad I forgot my sunscreen. I got some sun herpes that's been driving me nuts all day.
Glitter. Much like herpes, it gets everywhere and stays everywhere. It's very difficult to control and almost impossible to get rid of.
Dude, I got Hobby Lobby Herpes from dancing with that glittery chick last night.
The light brown froth left on one’s upper lip when drinking a heavy, dark stout beer like Guinness.
“It’s time to give myself a bad case of Irish Herpes.”