A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most flyest nigga gets the ladies and makes people wet.
Yo Phillip Sanders is sexy I'm so wet...
Justin is a very nice guy, especially when it comes to clubbing he will pay for your drinks all night as long as you keep him happy. Justin is also very consistent when it comes to eating ribcity, if you love cheese fries and spicy hot tenders then he is the guy for you ;) Justin tends to have a very circular head which can be a bit overwhelming but as long as you stare into those ching chong eyes you can see past his big circle fucking head :) He also is a man with the ladies, once you see his big fat juicy hairy tits you’ll instantly fall in love. Justin over all is the guy to go for, his favorite pick up line is “ I payed $10!”
Justin phillip villarreal
girl 1: BEST PUSSY I EVER HAD!
girl 2: YEAH IM HITTIN THAT TOO
Jean-Phillipe Kindler also known as: "Joppel", "Kinkler", "Jan-Phillip", "Jophy", "JPK", "Jay-Pee", "Koppel", "Gockel", "John", "Schwindler" or "Son"
is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.
Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.
At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.
Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.
German: "Ey Jean-Phillipe Kindler, was ist denn Mikrokosmos? hab ich noch nie gehört, was macht ihr für Musik?
JPK: "sorry, english please?"
Such a boyo eats stinging rogers for breakfast always got cash in the back burner. Cowie dipper pig slipper pinger scranner
He’s hitting that blunt like he’s kai phillips
Paying someone to give you a hand job
can you give me the phillip special
Gentleman and immortal cat. Possibly celestial. He is a firm believer that "you guys suck."
TRam and Phillip Seymore Cat is party.