A fork of Rural Dictionary
The app that people used in 2020 and early 2021 for school and work.
"Hi Max, have you logged onto Zoom?"
"No, I haven't Sir."
The farmer laughed as the cow let out a loud zoom in the pasture.
The feeling of sluggishness, drowsiness, or laziness after spending hours indoors on Zoom. Similar to what one may feel on a rainy day or after sleeping in too late.
I have so many upcoming assignments but don't feel like looking at a screen one minute more after being on Zoom for the past 8 hours; this Zoom glüm is getting to me right now.
When a man ejaculates on the camera during a zoom call with another person or persons.
Max blew his wad during the conference call giving the entire staff a Zoom Facial. Max is no longer employed with the company.