Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Future Baby Daddy

Tshano Young😩 a fine ass mans

Hoe: so who finna be ya future baby daddy
Me: tshano sksksksk

by PASTYBIH March 30, 2018

future-trip

v. to be in a mental state state where you are imagining a range of future possibilities; or to make a journey into a specific future timeline by imagining outcome and consequences of the present might play out over time

I try not to future-trip too much, it makes me anxious.
I future-tripped this scenario, so I am prepared and know exactly what to do.
I need your attention and help with this, please listen to me and don't future-trip right now.

by commonyak August 26, 2022

future teller

A person who can tell the future

How did you know that would happen? Are you a future teller?

by thezackguy October 08, 2020

future freshie

a kid in the eighth grade moving into highschool

damn thats a lot of future freshies

by futurefreshie March 12, 2017

oddball future

The phrase "Oddball Future" is an adjective used to describe something or someone prerposterous in nature.

The phrase is a play on words of the music group Odd Future and the term Oddball. The term is often used in a comedic setting to describe weird activities or people.

Friend: I like wiping my ass back to front
You: You're oddball future rn .

by MeLikePork777 September 27, 2021

Future Nigga

A term for someone or a person whom does not partake in unlawful acts or niggaish acts in the present but may plan to do so in the far to near future.

Ben is dming his coworkers boyfriend a picture of them banging; Ben has big future nigga energy! XD RAWR

by banditboi420 February 17, 2025

Jack to the future

Accidentally masturbating to a picture of your grandmother

I don't want to be a porn star because I don't want my grand kids to jack to the future.

by Bitter Soup November 19, 2018