A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most funny, smart, pretty, and kind, girl you'll ever meet. She is a really huggable person and is way too good at Arsenal. Avery Gordon also has a really cute smile and the softest hair a person can have. She is really good person to talk to if you ever want to vent about your problems or just talk to in general because of how funny and likeable she is. Her cats Dewey and Katniss are the two most adorable creatures on planet earth that she loves with all her heart. She is a once in a lifetime experience, If you find an Avery Gordon never let her go. Her caring and understanding personality makes her a great girlfriend have.
"I met this awesome girl named Avery Gordon"
"Avery Gordon? She's a keeper for sure"
Noun. A person who is deliberately attempting to show off on wide or almost universal scale.
Xavier wouldn't stop dabbing at the BLM rally! What a Flashy Gordon!
Cockney slang for Hash Brown; A popular edition to the typical English Breakfast dish.
Hash Brown is made from shredded, fried potatoes.
"Hiya mate. I'll have a full English with an extra gordon brown, please."
Shea Gordon’s the ultimate shagger
All other midfielders have huge posters of him on their wall as he is the ultimate sex master
Recce Cole is excluded from this as he is a shagger as well
Kenny Miller: omg its Shea Gordon
Gordon:ah yes it is you mr Miller
Miller: I wish I was as good as you
Gordon: you are a old man now shut your mouth
A super Shea Gordon is a true shagger
A drunk---
Hey look at that drunkem gordon adolph lying on the sidewalk!
gordon and chey is when gordon is in love with chey but chey hates gordon
EX: DUDE:babe are a GORDON AND CHEY
CHICK:helll yes i hate you
Da "evil twin" to da "nearly-weightless on his toes" Canadian singer; said "black sheep" counterpart loves to really "floor it" when driving.
I wonder if da melodious-voiced songwriter of "Ghosts of Cape Horn:" and "Wreck Of the Edmund Fitzgerald" fame is having to perform overtime just to pay for his irresponsible relative Gordon Leadfoot's speeding tickets???