A fork of Rural Dictionary
a play-on-words, seeing the act of dipping a french fry into ketchup to dipping a dick into a pussy.
Betty: "He asked me for if i wanted ketchup & fries and i said fuck yeah"
A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!
“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg
When a Lady is on her period gets freaky and squirts then blood comes out
a ketchup squirt is when a Girl on period squirts
When your girlfriend is on her period but is in a good mood.
Wave: “Good morning happy ketchup pot”
Lee: “Good morning loml 😊”
Sexual intercourse when the lady is on her menstrual cycle.
Andreas knew it was Yoanna's time of the month, but he was still up for a little Ketchup Sex. A nice bit of relish on the hotdog.
You get your dick with your girlfriends shit on it and shove it in her mouth, make her bite down as hard as possible until you bleed cum.
dude i just gave my girlfriend a hot fudge corndog with ketchup on it last night
When your trans-male boyfriend is on his period.
My boyfriend Kai called me a ketchup packet because I am on my period lmao