A fork of Rural Dictionary
a ninja who is to lazy to get off the porch is a porch ninja
Soulless, spineless money hungry wench. Member of the succubus family. Feeds on pitty, drama and bullshit. Tries to use its wits of a broken oreo to seem attractive to the male species. Will attempt to attack the male species with its wet wendys sack giblet pussy. Caution the Porch Spider will drag you through court for any utmost reason.
She may be a Porch Spider, but man is her pussy ugly.
Stay away from Tree Nut Street, that Porch Spider in heat.
Soulless, spineless, and money hungry, member of the succubus species. Feeds on pitty, drama, and bullshit. Will attempt to use its wits of a broken oreo to lure in its mate. Once mating season arrives it will try to use its wet paper sack giblet wound to attract its mate.
Stay away from tree nut street, that porch spider is in heat.
That girl look like an ole porch spider!
An old Mexican dude that snorts cocaine off the front of his property
The old porch Mexican does cocaine off the railings, his porch
A line from family guy
Porch of Geese "Thats what i though a portugese was!"
When you pop your pussy on a porch
Last night I did a porch pop for my boyfriend