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Mismatched Heights Hug

This type of hug can be any type of awkward hug from someone much shorter than you.

Warning: a mismatched heights hug may leave you smothered breathless by something uncomfortable like cleavage, crotch, or knees.

by SundazeChild May 28, 2013

Height Racist

Someone who discriminates against the height of someone else. Often times short people are the targets of height racists, but in a few rare instances tall people are the target. The victims of a height racist are often put down. This greatly offends the victims.

Cael: "You're as short as my friend Tyler!"
Hailey: "That's offensive, Cael."
(Offensive as in It's offensive to be that short)
Tyler: "Hey, your a height racist!"

by T.W-B May 01, 2019

Femboy height

A man/male who is under 5'4 is femboy height

Joe : How tall is John

Mama: John is femboy height

by Char_272 February 28, 2025

Ride Height

A man karate chops his torso. This is known as the ride height

Some dumb chick thought I would be DTF but then I hit her with the ride height check and she failed...

by D3V14T0R August 18, 2024

ride height

The height required if the person presents themselves as undoable...

Jeremy karate chopped himself across the front of his torso in response to a request if he was DTF some shorty to let them know they be too short to ride this ride for three ride height be higher

by D3V14T0R August 18, 2024

Slant height

A short person of whom's stature resembles that of a cone

You look like a slant height.

by Chocothunder March 23, 2017

Todd Howard's height

A hotly debated subject amongst online height enthusiasts for more than a decade now, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard's truthful height has been difficult to precisely ascertain due to the sheer number of Todd Howard's tall tales brought on by his self-evident Napoleon complex deluxe and his manletism-induced proclivity for wearing a wide variety of Todd Howard's high heels in a laughably futile attempt at concealing his eternal status as a diminutively dwarfed runt of a girlishly gnomish sissy manlet boy who would be the belle of the ball in a women's prison. In what is perhaps the most egregiously blatant example of manlet mathematics and guy height in the history of humanity, Tiny Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard hilariously had the childish audacity to publicly declare his height to be 6ft2! Clearly this is complete and utter manlet cope because Todd "Stacked Heels" Howard's actual height is 5ft5. The same height as a 13-year-old girl.

Penny: Lol, did you see the photo of Little Napoleon Howard shamefully standing on his tiptoes at the 2015 Fallout 4 launch event? Veronika: Absolutely mortifying! What's Todd Howard's height? Penny: Tiny Todd stands small at 5ft5 - what a petite, little manlet boy he is! Veronika: Just brutal. Short people got no reason. Penny: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024