A fork of Rural Dictionary
A whole ass trollop who stands on the side of the road begging for dick or cash. All they do is beg for the things they don’t or can’t have.
This whole ass sidewalk Susan was trying to get me to bring her home.
when you piss in a pancake and serve it to your grandma on thanksgiving.
bruh i totally gave my old mammers a golden susan on thanksgiving! thats what she gets for not sending me a check on my birthday!!!1
Absolute legend of a person. Doesn’t even realise how amazing they are, which makes them even more amazing.
Needs to never change as they’re just perfect as they are.
Competitive, resilient, stubborn. Often this person likes to indulge in a caramel latte and a full English breakfast. Can be known to enjoy a Kareoke night with fruity gin.
“Oh my days, that person is such a Susan Mary-Jayne. They’re like so amazing and don’t even realise it”!
When you're riding your boyfriend/husband during sex and remember that earlier in the night when you were both out he was innocently chatting to a random female. This makes you irrationally mad or a 'Jealous Susan' and you either squeeze his balls, slap him in the face, choke him or shove something up his arse to demonstrate your envy.
Was having sex with Dave last night and went full Jealous Susan on him...
When you bang a soccer mom and shoot it in between her toes
Oh man I gave her a slippery Susan.
The act of ejaculating onto a toilet seat and having your sexual partner snort it off.
Babe I’m about bust don’t give me a Bent Benny give me a Nasty Susan
A tall rather ugly lady with eyeballs that are about to explode
Doesn’t really mix well with others but will think there bet than anyone
Not many people engaged and us sally are teachers or procrastinators
Susan Haynes is not a nice person