Country Dictionary

S-squirrels I-In M-my P-pants

“Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!!” “S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!” “Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!” That’s what SIMP means.

Joe Mikulski the nice guy that always finishes last

Joe is such a simp. What a simp doesn’t he realize she’s out of his league!!!

Amayah is a simp she simps all the Time

She likes to SIMP all the time

A simp is when a guy or girl goes out of his or her way to be nice towards someone they typically are attracted to.

For example, Nico is a simp to LeAnne

myles. myles is the biggest simp that has ever existed. wont stop smelling his s/o’s jumper.

“damn myles is one fruity simp!”

Super intense Minecraft player.

YO DREAM IS A TOTAL SIMP

A word made up and now widely used by people who are trying to be edgy or trying to look "woke." It's supposed to be a new slur for straight people, especially men. Most of the people using it are straight themselves and just use it because they think it makes them cool or different.

Sam: Wow, Sally's so hot, I'm kinda jealous of her BF. Henry: Shut the fuck up you simp Sam: Who are you kidding, you totally wish you could bang her. Henry: Uhh... How did you know? Sam: If you call someone a simp I just assume you're straight and just being an edgelord asshole.