A fork of Rural Dictionary
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Friends ur a simp!
Me: don’t tell me things I already know |dramatic eye roll~
1. A self-entitled liberal that spends the majority of his paycheck on Onlyfans under the guise of feminism.
2. Kieran
Kieran is the biggest Simp around.
Originally a term for the "nice guy best friend." A guy who likes a girl and is always with her, but he is not her boyfriend. Rather than getting kisses and sex, a simp has to settle for hugs. In other words, a guy who gets stuck in the "friend-zone"
Is Chris sleeping with that girl? Naw, he's just her simp.
Is Chris ever going to get laid? Naw, he's just simp on Twitch E-girls and pays for their Onlyfan accounts.
Someone who says that their bf/gf is their best friend
“Dude, stop buying her stuff you’re being a simp.”