A fork of Rural Dictionary
Bro-fella (n.) refers to a male person (also known as a fella) who is extremely close and endeared to someone, almost like a brother.
This term is a hyper-recent iteration of the term bro, and is used commonly by young people between the ages of 1-29.
I wanted to sleep with Stacy so bad, but unfortunately she doesn't see me that way and now I'm in her bro-fella zone.
Bro-fella, how about you and I start a business together?
I've known Jim since I was nine and a half years old, and he is my bro-fella.
The act of several bros cumming on one bros hand and then he clenches into a fist and artificially inseminates a woman.
Me and my bros all got together and brovine bro fisted my wife last night.
A guy who has respect for male etiquette. A guy who is not greedy and strives to be ethical and decent in his dealings with his bros.
Marc: Yo!! Chris and Tyler just broke up man! This is your chance to ask them out man!
Tyrone: Nah man, I’m good.
Marc: Yoo but you had been crushing on her for so long!!
tyrone: Yeah man but I’m friends with Chris, She’s off limits.
Marc: Dang bro, you a real Bro’s Bro
The state in which a Bro can be found lounging, relaxing, "chilling", most often with fellow Bros. The attire is crucial to the success of the Bros "lounging". The Bro will often be wearing their Adidas flip flops (the ones with a single velcro strap across the toes), tube socks, ill-fitting basketball shorts, and most importantly, a cut-off tank-top which is either a ridiculously motivating Nike slogan, or their 2006 Wrestling championship. The Bro will often open their door eating a Jimmy John's sandwich, with a Natty Ice to nurse the hangover from their Bitty infested evening last night. In the background you will hear either football or Call of Duty.
"Dude, what's that in your living room?"
"Oh that's just a lounging Bro".
A "Captain Bro" is a term used for an Airline Pilot Captain who's super chill in the cockpit and out. He's layed back and enjoys a good craft beer a good time and never gets excited about anything. His co-pilots marvel at his airmenship skills and the amount of "fucks" he doesn't give. He uses the word "fuck or bro" like its a comma. When he's not ripping across the sky at 500mph he's a beach bum at heart. Hes fit, tan and just got back from 3 weeks in Tahiti. Don't leave him alone with your wife or gf because he'll hit on her and blame it on you. When he walks through the airport women want him and men want to be him. The airline industry desperately needs more "Captain Bros" bro!
Last night Captain Bro and I went out for drinks and next thing I knew we were at the titty bar slamming shots and double fisting beers. Today he said he thinks he lost his pinky ring messing around with that strippers C-section scar. I told him don't do it but he's a captain bro he doesn't give a FUCK!
It’s something that people say when they are seriously distressed. Please don’t use this commonly. Have a nice day!
Bro WTF are you doing?