A fork of Rural Dictionary
The type of outfit that a lady of the night or the like would wear to a gala or reception. Although she may find it tasteful, it is exactly the opposite.
Hey Angel (name of said lady), I can see you are in your finest whoremal wear tonight.
When a male pulls his scrotum up and over the head of his penis prior to becoming erect and displays the act to his sexual partner and shouts, “wear it as a hat”! The male then proceeds to become erect and have coitus.
Wear it as a hat- What are you doing with your penis? *proceeds to pull scrotum over head of penis* Wearing it as a hat of course!”
When you have an extreme tank top farmers tan and then apply sunscreen to the dark areas only before going out for a serious sun burn day. This way your pale, undisturbed, winter white skin will turn pink. Leaving you with a perfect Pink Tank Top.
After a month, Tanner finally took his top off and ended up wearing a pink Tank Top for a few days.
If someone feels the urge to be a trans lesbian lover such as wearing a lemon hist with gym shorts on a Friday in Minnesota. Then they are gay and like to fuck random girls off tinder.
Dang Brock looking like a lemon wearing he is so gayyyyyyggytytyyyyyy!
this is 9th of february, where everyone wears grey panties, no matter the gender!
sarah: are u wear grey panties? justin: no, why would i? sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly! justin: what’s that? sarah: 9th of february, when everyone wears grey panties
9th february is known as the national wear grey panties day! On this day, everyone has to wear grey panties, no matter the gender
sarah: are you wearing grey panties? justin: no, why would i? sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!
you love making out with big men
bro definitely loves wearing glasses