Country Dictionary

Baseball is a sport for kids that are too scared to play lacrosse, and can’t pick up a lacrosse stick

Ur mom: lil Timmy just scored a home run!
Me: baseball is trash, lacrosse is a million times better

A game played by stones in a smoke circle where you hold the smoke in until the blunt comes back to you.

Dude:bruh this blunt is almost out
Bruh:dude lets baseball that shit
Stoners:ddduuddeee.

baseball is a sport that is played by boys who rather hit balls than take care of them.

hey Jimbo, why do you still play Baseball? Lacrosse is for real men.

is when a male engages in any type of sex and goes deep enough to reach the base of the penis and the balls (testicles) hence the term 'Baseball'

Hey broski!! Last nigh me and Sarah boned and I hit baseball! I came so hard!

Gay as shit. Case fucking closed. If you want to play a sport that doesn’t suck camel dick go play lacrosse not a pussy sport like baseball.

Connor: I’m going out for the baseball team.
Ryan: Ok fag go play baseball you lil bitch.

A garbage sport played by people who can't handle middle school P.E.

Your such a loser, you probably play baseball

The cure for insomnia

Breaking News: Scientists found the cure for insomnia! It’s baseball!