A fork of Rural Dictionary
A type of cellar-dweller that is characterized by owning a drum set, or some other type of musical instrument, this giving him an overinflated sense of coolness. Behaviors include bragging to people about being hungover at work, and drawing undue attention to their personal appearance (e.g., "check out my sweet, sweet auburn hair!")
Wow, listen to Sean talk about how cool he is just because he plays the drums. He's such a goblin on drums, he still lives with his parents in a room that has carpet on the walls.
To expose your bum and act like their drums like an if your talented,you can play björneborgarnas marsch with it
Man shut yo h_e a__ up and make drums n_gga
A donut that makes your snare fat like Donald Trump.
This Big Fat Snare Drum made my snare fat like Donald Trump!
Some one if the homosexual persuasion, e.g a gay or lesbian.
A phrase to be used when subtly describing someone who you think to be gay.
'Hey, do you recon Sam is good on the drums?'
'Yeah, I think he could tap out a beat' ;)
When you squeeze your cousins balls so hard they momentarily stop breathing.
Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.
Bass boosted songs done using computer technology or loud subwoofers used while playing a song.
The dand ole 21 Savage producers overuse monkey drums.
When your Step dad, mom, step mom, dad, uncle, and a hooker circle around you and best the shit out of you
IF YOU DONT GET YOUR HOMEWORK DONE ILL TURN YOU INTO A DRUM CIRCLE