A fork of Rural Dictionary
A few hours before, eat loads of guacamole and avocado, then drink lots of water. During sex, let rip on your partner and the green excrement will look like a Callaloo dish.
Them: What was that?!
You: Just the good ol’ trusty Jamaican Cream Supreme!
Kofi Kingston is about to hit the Jamaican Suck Your Cock!
The use of Vaporub as lubrication.
She didn’t have any KY, so we raided the medicine cabinet and took the Jamaican Bobsled for a spin.
The act of using toilet paper to “bobsled” your turd into the water so it does not leave a shit stain.
Brandon-You know sometimes you gotta Jamaican Bobsled it on the toilet
Mike- WTF is that?!
Brandon- You know, when you use toilet paper to bobsled your shit into the water so it doesn’t leave a stain. Then you sing the song”
Mike- There’s a fucking song?
Brandon- You know, from Cool Runnings”
When you (yes you) travel to the nearest stream or creek where a man defecates upon the woman (or other man)'s forehead. You then go swimming in the body of water using it as a bath.
Me and Jessica tried out a jamaican mudslide the other day, It was sick!
A woman inserts a spring roll into her vagina and squirts all over it. She then dips it in soy sauce and re-inserts it into her vagina. She keeps repeating the process until the spring roll's outer layers erode and the inside vegetables are left. She then feeds herself this vegetable mix.
The woman performed the Jamaican Spring Roll in front of her family.
When two people are fighting and someone steps in and attacks one of the two for no particular reason
Person 1 "Shut the fuck up im not giving you brownies"
Person 2 "Yes you will, you touched my pecker you owe me"
Person 3"Jamaican Jamaican!" *pinch*
Person 1 "GOD DAMNOT STOP JAMAICAN JAMAICAN ME"