A fork of Rural Dictionary
your go-to roller skating partner. you skate together majority of the time as you enjoy each other’s company.
is that your skate bae ?
ice skating is when you amputate a guy's dick by freezing it, solidifying it, and stepping on it. Spoiler: It will DEFINITELY fall off and bleed. Epic revenge for being cheated on!
OMG, my boyfriend cheated on me and I am sooo pissed! Time to go ice skating on his dick. He deserves a bleeding cock!!
This is someone that does a little jolt or trip, or dance even, when an escalator isn’t working, but the person that gets on it acts as if it is moving normally.
Anthea nearly landed on the chap walking down in front of her when she did an Esca-Skate going down to the subway.
The act of performing the " Wobbly H " but while ice skating or rollerblading.
Jerald and Steve did the Wobbly skates with Kathy at the skating rink last night
When one's lag in a video game causes them to randomly slide around as though they are ice skating.
My connection is so bad I'm just lag skating around! This sucks!
this means fuck off ( F-off ) plain and simple
this originates from skateboarding world,
it is similar in origin to suck lemons,
you can 'suck lemons' or go suck lemons or you should suck lemons
are all replacable with F-you or F-off or skate rocks
meaning, skateboarding in rocks or gravel is NOT fun,
so,, you can skate rocks, would be a usage from its origin, but now, it is like most F-off/F-you phrases and can stand alone, and not be so grammatically correct
such as, 'people that are cruel, skate rocks and leave me alone;
If you dont like what I say then skate rocks.