A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a female smacks a guy in the face with a used tampon
He pissed her off with no apology; her revenge, the female teabag
Getting analy gangbanged by 4 Russian men at once while another dips his balls in your mouth. Not consciously.
Ulof lost the fight, and got a real siberian teabag
Being Titty-Bagged by a dude with solid D breast size.
When Rory wants chips this dude titty teabag anyone in the way.
To converse professionally.
"We will flap the teabag over brunch".
"My co-worker and I were flapping the teabag prior to this meeting"
This is where you poop your pants with a very soft stool, then walk and sit and stand enough to smoosh the load all over your genitals. Now drop trou and proceed with standard teabagging proceedures.
After eating way to many prunes and way to much spaghetti, little Johnny had a unfortunate ( but opportunity rich ) loss of bowel control while dressed in his Sunday best. He then decides to make himself feel better by giving his drunk and passed out older brother ( who is normally quite mean to little Johnny ) "the greasy teabag".
Similar to the tamer, cleaner teabag, but involves your scrotum to be covered in shit
Tony gave me the ol' chocolate ball teabag yesterday. Was enjoyable and all, but I forgot to clean my face afterwards
The act of jerking off while making tea.
I knew my roommate was weird when I caught him english teabagging in the kitchen