A fork of Rural Dictionary
A homemade bomb; specifically one with a timer.
Better get outta here soon, the alarm clock is gonna go off!
A woman standing over an alarm clock primed for 3:00AM while giving a blowjob and either cums or pisses on the alarm clock before the alarm goes off
"yo, once we went to my place we tried doin a " dirty alarm clock."
A fart so loud it wakes up the farter and/or their bedfellow(s).
I would have been late for work this morning, but Cynthia's brown alarm woke me up in time.
A loud noise that sends people into a state of panic for no apparent reason. The longest time a Alarm has gone on for was on September 11th, 2001 and ended at 8:14 AM EDT.
"Dude I still remember the day that the longest alarm went off for. Ahhh, September 11th, 2001.... Such a good day.
A decision to do something or go somewhere that you won't make until the day it happens. Coined by talk radio host Mark Belling on February 12, 2020.
Am I going out of town tomorrow? It will be an alarm clock decision.
A phrase originating from an ironically racist 1975 comedy movie called “Darktown Strutters” to be used as a racially insensitive comedic remark when seeing a person who has dark skin.
“Nigger alarm! Tactical Squad, away!”
The time in the middle of the night that you wake up after eating a large amount of Oreo's.
Johnny's Oreo alarm went off at 3:30 A.M. he purged that box of Oreo's that he ate earlier with the gallon of milk.