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Ashton

A man who has such a microscopic penis that Asian men mistake it for a grain of rice

Wing Wong Says: Mhhh that grain of rice looks like Ashton's Penis

by hhhheeeheheh July 25, 2022

Ashton

so good at fortnite and having sex, has IBS and shits a lot

ashton in fortnite? ferda

by not ashton lol November 25, 2021

Ashton

The act of pinging everybody in a discord and attaching an image of Clippy pregnant, This has to then be followed up by saying, "Ashton this is you in a few days."

Don't make me Ashton

by Hambo904 April 15, 2024

Ashton

Ashton is an amazing person whom people love. He won't tell people your secrets and he really loves cats. Ashton is gay, loves his friends and will protect everything he loves. He's an amazing person

Yo is that Ashton? No it's my best friend

by Xonny November 25, 2021

ASHTON

Biggest asshole you’ll ever fucking meet oml he lie steal and cheat tf out of you why does the world ever have Ashton’s let’s irraticate them

Fuck ashton

by Graci3.a_ January 21, 2022

Ashton

This mf so stupid he set up a prank for his sister on April fool's and ended up springing the trap on himself causing his pants to get drenched with lemonade

Ashton is really dumb lmaoooo

by Orangesauce November 25, 2021