A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you tang somebody after you dip the dick and balls in milk.
I London fogged her twice!!
When a male ejaculates onto the eyes of someone as they are waking up causing the victim to be blinded as if in the midst of a thick fog.
David enjoyed watching Daniel struggle to see after the London Fog David surprised him with.
The opposite of post nut clarity
Example-You give them the best sex of there life now they are promising you the world even though 5 mins ago they were pissed off at you and wanted nothing to do with you
Definition Nut Fog = The act of which the sex was so good it makes that person fall madly in love with the other for a short period of time even if there are inherent flaws and said party caused the problems to begin with.
Antiquing someone with flour packed into one's rectum.
"Doom fog tastes like shit, but waking up to ram your forehead into your roommate's butt cheeks is worse."
When you fixing to go meet this cute girl on tinder, but you go outside and it’s hella foggy to the point it is no longer safe to drive to your date.
Damn, bro. I got hella blue balled by Mother Nature last night after I got fog blocked. I couldn’t even see my hand in front of my face.
A derogatory term used to describe a loud British person.
*British person being loud*
Non-British person: "Shut the fuck up Fog Horn!"