A fork of Rural Dictionary
that internet guy with a abnormally big cock
so i seen his commando walrus bulging in the jeans
A sex move, with the man on top. Similar to missionary, but the does not hold himself up. Instead just flop around like a beached walrus.
“Oh bro, you totally should have been there, I just did the floppy walrus and she loved it!”
The female equivalent to blue balls.
Alex you better get on your girl, she's got major Blue Walrus going on. She's frisky as fuck and it's distracting me from my work.
When you're getting head and about to cum so you shove her head down unexpectedly so that cum shoots out her nostrils making her look like a angry walrus.
I gave Gabby a angry walrus last night and she made me sleep on the couch
After a guy blows a wad in a chicks mouth, he puts two fingers over the center of her lips and punches her in the stomach, which causes the jizz to run out of the sides of her mouth and look like walrus tusks.
I did the belching walrus to Suzy last night, she was pissed.