A fork of Rural Dictionary
a gay man, homosexual, fag, fruity
"Hey Simon, look at that drink Dave ordered."
"Yeah, I've always thought he was a bit on the collar."
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Tom Cruise is a bit on the collar.
An office worker, who works within a labor-intensive field, that tries to fit in with their blue-collar colleagues. They try to convince themselves that because they drive a truck, wear workboots and throw in the occasional chewing tobacco that they are not some beta male desk jokey.
Craig in accounting bought a brand new Ford F-150, started wearing boots, and is listening to country music. He is a collar trader.
What is sometimes said to describe one of the most physical conferences of Division I athletics, also known as the A10.
Those athletes don’t know what is coming for them this year. The Saint Louis University boys are ready to dominate the Blue Collar Conference.
A 'ralphie-collar' (or 'Ralphie-collar') is a collar on a shirt that is crooked, uneven, or otherwise disheveled.
A man walks by with an uneven collar
James: That guy's collar is incredibly uneven.
Lydia: Yeah, It's a total ralph-collar.
A man in a 5,000 dollar 3 piece suit in an executive suite pleasuring himself with a roll of 100 dollar Bill's. Often to classical music and expensive alcoholic spirits.
Television censors had a hard time telling the difference between the new Rolex advertisement and white collar porn.
A slight cough, feeling of general malaise or discontent developed when visiting a blue collar city or area. Akin to black lung but with fewer enduring after effects, usually remedied by leaving said city or area.
OMG, I went to a monster truck rally this weekend and developed a serious case of blue collar lung.
Or:
I ran out of gas and had to stay in a small town motel last weekend, the neighboring pulp mill almost gave me blue collar lung!
Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”