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Howard Hues

The infamous super-successful mid-20th-century eccentric painter who really loved his colors. His father, Howard Hews, made his own fortune from designing heavy-duty truck-mudflaps.

Howard Hues maintained the family tradition of genius generating fabulous wealth from his awesomely-colored paintings; his father, Howard Hews, had made his own fortune from designing heavy-duty truck-mudflaps.

by QuacksO December 12, 2017

Terence Howard

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO TERENCE HOWARD!!!!! MUSICAL NOTES ARE (IN FACT) COLORS (KIND OF)!!! ON THE JOE ROGAN PODCAST, TERENCE HOWARD EXPLAINS (TO JOE ROGAN) THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN TONES AND COLORS! MUSICAL NOTES ARE COLORS BITCH! THEY'RE FUCKING COLORS I FUCKING KNEW IT! I AM THE GREATEST GODDAMN MIND THAT HAS EVER LIIIIIIVED!!!!

Hym "What do you think of that, Jordan!? What now!? Are they NOT COLORS, JORDAN!? THANK YOU TERENCE HOWARD! I HAVE IMMEDIATELY CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT FUCKING JOE'S DAUGHTERS AS HE HAS SERVED ME WELL! I STILL WON'T WATCH MY MOUTH BUT, YOU KNOW, WHY WOULD I!? I'M THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!!"

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

amelie howard

gourgeous, perfect, young woman who doesn’t see how amazing she truly is

do you know amelie howard, yeah can i get her phone number??? she’s the most beautiful person i’ve seen in my life!

by lovelybird May 12, 2019

Austin howard

large cult leader in 1985

damn Austin howard really did massacre all those babies

by glass bowl May 13, 2020

will howard

is married to maddy webb and forever will be because they are actually soulmates and the hottest couple you’ll ever come across!!

don’t go near will howard because maddy will chop off ur fanny meat”

by imposter baka sus December 31, 2021

howards way

Howards Way (commonly practiced by effeminate males)
The act of masturbating with the left hand due to the right being incapacitated.

Dude I had to jerk off the Howards Way after breaking my right arm whilst polishing my orange fiat panda.

by Big J B June 29, 2022

Audrey Howard

Hot, beautiful, amazing, gorgeous, sexy, big butt, rich.

“Audrey Howard has a fatty!”

by Gyattrizzlersigmaboy February 10, 2025