Country Dictionary

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Jamaican Press Conference

The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device

Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.

by Dill_Swanson March 25, 2010

Jamaican meat mountain

When a man shoves various meats into his significant others asshole and proceeds to preform anal sex with said significant other

Not hungry babe? How about the Jamaican meat mountain ?

by perphurdle January 14, 2017

Jamaican Shower

When a guy with long Rastafarian dreads stands over his girl in the bathtub and pee's on her, all while smoking a fat joint and listening to Bob Marley.

Dude, My girl and I are taking a Jamaican Shower tonight.

by matt_rage May 18, 2020

Jamaican Pizzle

The act of stuffing your entire head inside your

own urethra.

"Did you hear Jimmy gave himself a Jamaican Pizzle?"

by Michael Mcnuggetfuqer August 21, 2019

Jamaican creole

This is how Jamaicans and other countries in the Caribbean talks

Mark: Hmng ubs s sibsa hoosb isjsb afac pum-pum wysg fhdh batty boy gesg peeg ssv bumpe dh hsbs zxbe feue lebx xgeibw

Pearl: wow mark what language is that

Mark: that’s Jamaican Creole or patwah, that how my family and friends in Jamaica speaks

Pearl: SAY WUHHHHHHHHHHHH😳😳😳😳

by Lily’ bam bam January 27, 2024

Jamaican hit

The larger amount of smoke you take in from a hit when you're high, because it feels less harsh.

Yo, me and Bob were so high yesterday. Should've seen the Jamaican hits we were taking.

by Zetch July 31, 2013

African Jamaican

Kai cenat

kai cenat is so fucking black he isnt even african amercan he is African Jamaican

by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs November 21, 2023