A fork of Rural Dictionary
Going on urban dictionary to read through every definition listed for the name of your crush, S.O., best friend, or yourself. Usually includes thumbing up any definition for that name which is general enough to fit the best aspects of the person whose name you are stalking. May also include a thumbs down for any definitions that cast a negative light on them. Also, though less frequent, may include thumbing up negative definitions of exes/people you dislike.
I just spent two hours name-stalking Matt, my hottie boyfriend. I thumbed up every definition that fit him.
When getting stalked by someone who suddenly appears giving you no time to hide
* Sarah walks out of ladies restroom
Josh-WOW Sarah funny running into you here
*Sarah just got Pop tart stalking
When someone follows/friends another to stalk their social media but then decides to block them
I thought he was interested in me, but then he stalk n blocked me the next day.
That weird thing cats do sometimes where they follow their owner around the house, usually accompanied by incessant meowing for attention or food.
“Ugh, Lemons is seriously kitty stalking me right now. He’s meowing outside the bathroom since I shut the door.”
When you or someone else goes through a persons posts out of obsession, boredom, or suspicion
Me:We're you account stalking me?
You:no I was just going through your old posts
The act of staring at your phone, relentlessly, hoping that it will ring. Generally, phone stalkers are hoping a SPECIFIC person will call, not just any random person. Other symptoms of phone stalking include: checking that the battery is charged, making sure the ringer is on loud enough to be heard and making random calls to your friends to make sure your service is still active.
A: Man, stop looking at your phone...
B: Shut it, I am just making sure its on in case {name} calls.
A: STOP phone stalking,. She'll call when she wants to. LAME.
Is when a female is stalking her ex or a guy she can't have and getting fucked by everyone she see's him socializing with.
I think Maya is pussy stalking you my guy, she's already been fucked by 3 or 4 guys you might know this week.