A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Tasteless coward masquerading as a valiant hero.
O-liver, the cowardly dissenting ruin of man's ability to be swayed by poor choices leading to ruin.
you will probably never see this but if you do youll know its me who wrote it straight away i can imagine lol unless this is really far into the future when you see it which would be cool anyways i really enjoyed all the good times we had i wish there was more of them or they couldve lasted a few more years i know i was quite a bad girlfriend but i promise i really did try i just think i couldnt get past the idea that you loved someone else and tried to replace me it crushed my soul like nothing ive ever felt before and you cant really swim in the same river twice yanno? i hope whatever you are doing now you are happy and i hope i am happy too
finn o shmagen is a cool dude
a thingy which measures one's kink responsiveness to different stimuli
guy: Bro, today I kinda measured my kink on the kink-o-meter and it said douche sprayer
guy 2: duh, well you are what you are
A deeply intense orgasm that causes the entire body to spasm and clench for an extended period of time. Often take minutes to recover from. Can feel like a minor death. Usually comes from a period of orgasm denial or long building orgasm.
My partner had teased me for days, bring me to the edge and then forcing me away from it. When I finally got off, it felt like a Screenshot O.
“Hey sir what time is it?”
“it’s Dab O Clock”
*Hits rig aggressively*
That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.
“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”
Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.