Country Dictionary

Analise Roy is the most beautiful,hot, gorgeous girl in the world. Analise Roy has the best personality in the whole entire universe.
And a boy named Connor Roy loves her sooooo much she is Connor Roys everything. Analise Roy makes Connor Roy’s jaw drop every time he sees her. Connor Roy loves Analise Roy so damn much

Analise Roy is the most beautiful girl in the universe:)

When you have to memorize resistor color codes...

A: Shit, I forgot the color value table of resistors.
B: Remember, BB ROY Gang Banged Violet Grey With Golden Socks

B roy lowkey da savage no bap. biggest cock in yyc no bap. lowkey got bare hoes on his massive schlong too

B roy was such a savage today no BAP

The only good thing other than cider to come out of Ireland. The most British football player to be Irish, and the only Irish person Brits will ever love

Guy 1: Roy Keane is the best Irish player and the best number 16 of all time
(Guy 1 now gets all of the undivided female attention)

something said to congratulate someone on saying or doing something compleatly stupid and idiotic.

Mam: Come home in half an hour.
Lau: No I want to stay longer.
Mam: Fine come home at 11 then.
Lau: Ok great.
*hang up*
Steph: Lau, its half 10.
Lau: ¬¬
Dave: Nice one Roy!

The most badass fish in the sea. Commonly known for slaying every fish it comes in contact with. Typically more interesting to be around than its owner and definitely has a better future than him.

Me: Did you see Roy’s Fish last night?
Person: Ya, I prefer it to his owner why tends to be a little bitch around girls!

Skinny ass Mac Holloway wannabe, sucks dick for a living

Stranger: fight me pussio
Roy Kim I’ll suck your dick