A fork of Rural Dictionary
For people who can only run 4 bases before getting tired. Also, hate on lacrosse because they don't want to make the football players angry cuz contact scares them. For people an athletic step up from volleyball. And finally for people who have dad's that swear they were good at baseball so they sign their child up for tee-ball in hopes of achieving success through their child.
Person 1: "Hey, what's your mile time?"
Baseball Player: "I don't wanna talk about it. But hey lacrosse players are the worst am I right?"
Person 1: "So I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you play right field."
a sport played by pussies that can man up and play a contact sport.
Hey Nick look it’s those pussies playing baseball
A fat, obese, universe wide ball with the average weight of 2763 black holes. It can usually be seen eating everything in sight or staring down screens that kick puppies.
Baseball is the reason for the worldwide food shortage
Mario Superstar Baseball is one of the most underrated Mario sport's game
Me:Want to play Mario Superstar Baseball
Friend:Sure
Usually said in a sexual manner towards a baseball player or a fan of baseball.
Babe let’s play baseball in the bedroom tonight
Putting you in a bad mood or letting you down. Giving you bad vibes or harsh judement, particularly when you just want to be in a good mood.
I've been having a great day, then you come in and start drowning my baseballs.
What you tattoo on your own back so people know not to mess with you. WARNING: Could be mistaken for a butt with a wig playing the oboe.
Person 1: That's a lion with a baseball bat
Person 2: Kinda looks like a butt with a wig playing the oboe.