A fork of Rural Dictionary
A group of turtles that loves drugs.
Person: hey whats the most famous superhero team?
Person 2:oh,easy question, TEENAGE MUTANT DRUG ADDICTS>
A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.
I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.
Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society
Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.
already a piece of shit but add alcohol and you have the drunk teenager, it is a fascinating yet hostile creature.
a drunk teenager who had seemed to alcohol up an hour before fell down the stairs to a tragic death.
baltimore teenagers are:
•guys asking for nudes every night from monday-thursday
•hunt valley on friday night
•jdance saturday night
•towson mall all day sunday
those baltimore teenagers are wild.
Teenagers, specifically guys, who will eat your house out of food.
Teenagerness is when guys eat a house out of food.
A teenager that makes another person feel bad for their own decisions/ autonomy. Gaslighter
Judge is a teenage whore. He told to a girl that she’s a slut for not wanting to date him, after they had kissed.
I teen girl who’s hella attractive, who usually looks way too sexy for her age and it’s way too problematic. She’s had an active sexual life since their early teens to compensate her own emptiness. Maybe it’s because she’s in her clueless youth… or maybe she’s just a bitch.
You’ll fall for her, she’ll make you mad and sad, and she’ll never show her tears about it, but every time she gets her consequences, she cries in her bed in the most dramatic teen girl way possible.
*senior boys talking*
“That girl acts like a bitch with everyone”
“Really? she slept with me though. She didn’t act like one”
“… She’s 15…”
“WHAT?!”
“I know… she’s a Teenage whore”