A fork of Rural Dictionary
Delicious food and drink usually with a high calorie content e.g. white hot chocolates, cookies, crisps and cake.
Fatty Treats are eaten by Emily and Richard in Esquires whilst they talk about the old days and other such comical occurrences in their thrilling lives.
see also: The beginners guide to faffing
"It's been too long, we must go for some fatty treats..."
"You'll have to excuse the fact I rolled here today, I've eaten too many Fatty treats"
observation of a reasonably statuesque human 'hotfooting' (jogging,running) during an outing, assessing their 'treasures' and salivating
gina saw aphrodite running during the holidays and thought, now, theres' a holiday treat!!
The adult Halloween act of meeting a partner. Person A yells, “SURPRISE” then goes to town while tossing various colored candies onto their partner. Prior consent is STRONGLY recommended.
“Char went dick or treating, but it didn’t go well. He forgot which costume his date was wearing. Neither Becky or Anne were feeling treated.”
The act of luring women(most likely tourists) back home in the Florida panhandle. It is very common in the Grayton Beach area
Looks like Bobby went trick-or-treating again because a girl just snuck through the back window.
Giving a blow job to driver while one is the passenger of a car.
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I gave trail treats in the car to my boyfriend.
head, road, driving, blow job
The act where one Guy cums into another person's rectum and then procedes to rythmically compress the recipients abdomen to lick the jizz up.
Environmental Engineer: "We had a leakage the other day... Had to initialize a pump and treat..."
Other guy: "Yeah I feel you. Gave the missus the ol' Pump and Treat this morning."
Environmental Engineer: "Dude, that's not even close to what i meant, you're gross!"
The act where one guy cums into another persons butt and then procedes to rythmically compress the recipients abdomen, imitating a pump.
Environmental Engineer: "We had a leak the other day… had to initialize a pump and treat."
Other guy: "Same, gave the missus the ol' Pump and Treat the other day."
Environmental Engineer: "Wat? That's not what I meant in the slightest…"