Country Dictionary

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Fort Ted

Fort Ted.

"fort ted"
"..."
"okay"

by wazzcock September 11, 2022

ted meal

A meal that belongs to a guy named Ted.

OMG Kelly! Look he has a ted meal!!!

by J.DAWGdizzle May 01, 2016

The Father Ted defence

Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.

"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"

"really? how stupid does he think we are?"

by eveonline2017 April 08, 2024

Ted Talk gang

a very charming and funny and attractive ;) group of fuvking idiots made of teenage twitch streamers

Oh Ted Talk gang is live again

by Sav :) November 25, 2021

bill & teds homosexual adventure

Bill & teds homosexual adventure is a song by gay punk rock band “Pansy Division

It’s time for bill & teds homosexual adventure

by Punkrocker!!! May 16, 2023