A fork of Rural Dictionary
A horny little divil mad for a shkelp of pints. Usually shite at pool.
Hey that guy just lost a game of pool! Such a Heap O Clay!
An idiot vice principal that can’t do shit
“Wow I Mr. Cassum Clay is stupid!” “I know right!”
The best relief pitcher the game of baseball has ever seen. His demon sinker is without doubt the best pitch in baseball and paired with his wipeout slider he is unhittable.
For those of you who don’t know Clay Holmes, he has a 3.77 SIERA, and a 72.8 GB%, which is 1st in all of MLB. He also can strike batters out, with a 23.3 K%. Only issue is the walks, at 13.2%. We trade Park but we weren’t gonna use him anyways, so I really like this.
The Malagasy Clay Eaters (formerly known as the MattGang) are a splinter group of the Foodist group that formed in late 2021 that is known for harassing small or big YouTubers and Twitch streamers by doxxing them, swatting them, and even spam texting them. They are also known for their forum website clay.party (which now redirects to a website called skibidifarms.st). The group along with the Foodist group became defunct in early 2023.
Nobody will forgive the Malagasy Clay Eaters for all of the things they’ve done..